Pastor Mike's Corner
Posted On Friday, April 3, 2009 at at 4:55 PM by Pastor MikeHere’s a thought: If you have a steel ball, solid steel, the size of this earth, 25,000 miles in circumference, and every one million years a little sparrow would be released to land on that ball to sharpen his beak and fly away only to come back another millions years later and begin again, by the time he would have worn that ball down to the size of a BB, eternity would have just begun.
I look forward to spending it with Christ and His Church.
God bless you,
Pastor Mike
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Well, I want to be reincarnated into an invisible pink unicorn, preferably one with the ability to walk through walls when I go.
Just one question, can you be invisible and pink at the same time?
I assure you, before I wear pink, I will be invisible. It’s a Marine thing. Now peach…
It is possible to toss an Retroreflective Invisibility Cloak over any object that is ordinarily in the visible spectrum.
What a boring eternity. Of course anything done for eternity would get boring.
Mike: I look forward to spending it with Christ and His Church.
QF: Somehow this has the feeling of the blind leading the blind. Anyhow, I'm with PhillyChief, that does sound like a boring eternity. I would at least want 72 virgins in my paradise, and an eternity is plenty of time to accidentally have children, although I'm not sure how they would ever grow older, but perhaps they would look like skeletons after 120 years, I don't know, then perhaps the 72 virgins would look like the grim reaper .... :P
I don't understand the appeal of of 72 virgins. That means you have 72 women who don't know what to do. Great. I'll take the experienced women instead. What kind of heaven would it be if I had to spend it constantly explaining what I want?
Also, I think you'd even grow tired of the ladies. It may take awhile, but eventually you're going to want to take a break and do something else, even if it meant getting your own ladies instead of using the ones provided. ;)
Would 72 virgins at your side for eternity be heaven...?
Or, would it be hell for 72 women to be stuck with one dude?
Doesnt sound very fair for women?
Agreed. I mean, I'm good, but...
Nonsense, within the guy:girl ratio comes the virtue of the women on women action. You see, it is more fun when they learn to adapt to their new surroundings in the big Islamopalace in the clouds.
Okay, any palace in the clouds is obviously a made up fantasy, but there ought to be a reason why it resonates with the human psyche. I think that reason is because humankind has always dreamed about flying through the clouds, they've always looked at the clouds and seen fluffy shapes in them and it's always been a fascination among daydreamers to envision a paradise on....water vapor can't support their weight though. Anyhow, you've got an interesting line of work with your telling people they're going to live on clouds for eternity, or getting poked with a flaming trifork like a porky pig with an apple in it's mouth. Hey, hell has it's sex appeal to you know. Simply fantastic.
I must say after reading these comments, I am convinced that QF and PC are complete "WACKOS"!
But, I will pray for them just as I did PM.
Perhaps you could quantify that statement?
Beavwhacker would rather pray than to quantify anything. Praying, wishful thinking it seems, is Beav's best attempt at being reasonable. It's what the Beav does whenever calling people "WACKOS" (ad hominem) doesn't work. In essense, the Beavwhacker is a modern day Caveman who holds onto superstitious beliefs such as "wishful thinking but no actual doing will make the situation better".